Firstly, Secondly, Thirdly
One of my readers sent the following email in response to last month’s Help or Assist?:
“Your use of the words ‘secondly’ and ‘thirdly’ makes me cringe. Your writing was the last place I expected to see this.”
I did indeed write First of all, Secondly, Thirdly and Finally. But is my reader upset because I used secondly and thirdly (formal, old fashioned?) or because I abandoned parallel structure and didn’t use firstly?
Funny thing is I never use firstly, yet I’m comfortable using secondly and so on. Mainly I do that because I would speak that way. Secondly (ha) because it’s a perverse little nod to something odd and funny I read years ago in Fowler’s Modern English Usage. Fowler has this to say:
“First(ly), secondly, lastly. The preference for first over firstly is one of the harmless pedantries in which those who like oddities because they are odd are free to indulge, provided that they abstain from censuring those who do not share the liking. It is true that the Prayer Book, in enumerating the causes for which matrimony was ordained, introduces them with Firstly, Secondly, Thirdly; it is true that De Quincey labels it ‘your ridiculous and most pedantic neologism of firstly“; but the boot is on the other leg now. It is the pedant that begins his list with first; no one does so by the light of nature; it an artificialism. Idioms grow old like other things, and the idiom-book of a century hence will probably not even mention first, secondly.”
This extract from Webster’s Dictionary of Usage explains that in Fowler’s time, firstly was new and controversial. Thanks to him, it became acceptable usage. But while modern commentators admit that firstly is acceptable, they still prefer first because it is shorter and the more common word. Firstly is rarely used except to begin a list and is more British than American.
Today, it is well established that either first or firstly can be used to begin an enumeration: Our objectives are, first (or firstly), to recover from last year’s slump. Any succeeding items should be introduced by words parallel to the form that is chosen, as in first . . . second . . . third or firstly . . . secondly . . . thirdly.
But Webster’s Usage cites many instances of inconsistency, and concludes with this advice: “…while we do not suggest you be purposely inconsistent, it does appear that consistency in this specific usage has not always had a particularly high regard with good writers.”
I use first because firstly seems antique. I know I’d never say it. But I would say secondly and thirdly, and that’s why I use them in my writing. From now on, though I resolve to use First, Second, Third. Better still, I’ll try to use a numbered list.
Gosh, a bit brutal and pedantic. How very nice of you to respond so gracefully.
I get this occasionally, too. Comments like: “In your rant pointing out the nefarious mendacity of corporate euphemisms, did you intend to put a hyphen in xyz. According to Strunk and White . . . ” Er, kinda missing the point, aren’t we?
Thanks for noticing! I confess my initial reaction was to respond in kind, and that I it did take me a month to reply.
Still, I find a couple of things interesting: First (see? I learned something), there’s his use of the word “cringe.” I find certain things about writing make me cringe too. Why do we have such a visceral reaction? What do you think causes it? Is it personal–does what makes you cringe make me cringe too? Could be a blog post brewing…
Second, I’m pretty sure he’d never say those words to my face. There’s something about email that lets you forget about the person you’re talking to. I’ve written about this: http://brunerbiz.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/email-disputes-how-to-avoid-conflict-escalation/
Third, I JUST this very moment received a very gracious email from him thanking me for my “excellent” post….now I know I did the right thing.
Please, everyone, stop torturing us with this fakey formal “firstly, secondly, tenthly, eleventhly” garbage. Try to communicate instead. Don’t foist adverbs upon us.