A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egoists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.