Concrete company: We dry harder

Podiatrist: Time wounds all heels

Pastry shop: Get your buns in here

Septic services: We’re number 1 in the number 2 business

Window cleaner: Your pane is our pleasure

Restaurant: Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up

Chimney sweep: We kick ash

Trash service: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your
trash back

Auto body shop: May we have the next dents?

Plumber: A good flush beats a full house

Vacuum cleaners: Business sucks

Massage studio: It’s great to be kneaded