“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.” P.J. O’Rourke

“Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then do it.” Robert Heinlein

“Always do what you are afraid to do.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Never hire a cleaning lady named Dusty.” David Corrado

“Never assume the obvious is true.” William Safire

“Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.” Tom Stoppard

“Never eat more than you can lift.” Miss Piggy

”Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.” Robert Louis Stevenson

“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.” Elbert Hubbard

“Don’t do drugs, because if you do drugs, you’ll go to prison and drugs are really expensive in prison.” John Hardwick

“Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that fear has no power and you are free.” Jim Morrison

“If something goes wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.” Mary Hemingway

“A good scare is worth more than good advice.” Edgar Watson Howe