The Shakespearean Insult Kit
To create a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below. For added authenticity, preface your insult with ‘Thou.’
| beslubbering | bat-fowling | baggage |
| bootless | doghearted | boar-pig |
| goatish | fat-kidneyed | foot-licker |
| infectious | flap-mouthed | harpy |
| lumpish | idle-headed | lout |
| puking | fly-bitten | maggot-pie |
| reeky | onion-eyed | measle |
| spleeny | sheep-biting | miscreant |
| unmuzzled | swag-bellied | ratsbane |
| villainous | toad-spotted | strumpet |